You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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