I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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