I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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