I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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