so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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