I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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