You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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