12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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