fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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