Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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