I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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