I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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