i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
