Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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