i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
you made out with another girl for some wings
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