At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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