ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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