Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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