I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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