so explain again why im purple
no
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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