I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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