just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
