Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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