Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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