operation harelip BJ is a go
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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