Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
the liver wants what the liver wants
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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