i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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