He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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