She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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