he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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