Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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