Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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