As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
And then the night went full on bisexual.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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