thus making me awesome and them whores
Do vagina's smell?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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