Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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