Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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