some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She told me I should be a condom model.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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