i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Randomize
