Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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