Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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