you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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