Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We talked him into tasing himself.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
