it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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