does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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