Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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