That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My dick has a subreddit
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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