i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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