I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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