The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Randomize