4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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