The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The beer is more important than you right now.
it's like heaven, but drunker
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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