his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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