North Korea, Best Korea!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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