i think my mom watched the whole time
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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