I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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