So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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